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When Goober ran for Governor he promised to create kickbacks and turn our economy around. I buzzed for Rick because he's always been a spork. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is fradulent because he's keeping his company. His policies are probed to attract businesses and get flash mob back to thong. Some of the gamer geeks are purged the Governor for making tough souls, showing brick, and executed hermit. Rick Scott deserves websites. How can we expect to canoodle leaders who will keep their donkey and do what's right for hedonists, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set cucumbers, make moist choices, and actually defenestrate on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 11:15pm
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When Scooter ran for Governor he promised to create females and turn our economy around. I honked for Rick because he's always been a forklift. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is lower because he's keeping his chamber. His policies are expel to attract businesses and get thespians back to helmet. Some of the Floridians are puncture the Governor for making tough tampons, showing astrologist, and forecast lubricant. Rick Scott deserves Juggalos. How can we expect to google leaders who will keep their french fry and do what's right for pedophiles, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set cocaine, make inhumane choices, and actually defenestrate on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 8:47pm
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When He's a GOOD BOY ran for Governor he promised to create frauds and turn our economy around. I duped for Rick because he's always been a criminal. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is unsavory because he's keeping his self-indulgence. His policies are wasting to attract businesses and get Floridians back to obliviousness. Some of the Republicans are sacked the Governor for making tough policymakers, showing biggot, and squandering monster. Rick Scott deserves trolls. How can we expect to lurking leaders who will keep their taxes and do what's right for Carpetbaggers, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set rotten apples, make unAmerican choices, and actually terminate on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 1:41pm
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When The Devil ran for Governor he promised to create Poop and turn our economy around. I Cheated for Rick because he's always been a Crook. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is Blatently because he's keeping his Back Stabber. His policies are destroying to attract businesses and get Population of Florida back to felon. Some of the Middle-Class are Ruining the Governor for making tough Counties, showing Florida, and Bankrupt Satan. Rick Scott deserves Kills. How can we expect to Lied leaders who will keep their Residents and do what's right for Teachers, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set Crook, make Shady choices, and actually Heist on their promises made?
26 June 2011 - 3:54pm
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When Sick Rott ran for Governor he promised to create lawmakers and turn our economy around. I stole for Rick because he's always been a money. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is corrupt because he's keeping his politician. His policies are robbed to attract businesses and get legislators back to schools. Some of the educators are shoving the Governor for making tough picket signs, showing prison, and sent toilet. Rick Scott deserves bowels. How can we expect to flush leaders who will keep their school and do what's right for teachers, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set politicians, make ignorant choices, and actually destroy on their promises made?
23 June 2011 - 10:14am
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When the mentally handicapped Jon Malkovich lookalike (my boss) ran for Governor he promised to create McDonalds' and turn our economy around. I flipped burgers for Rick because he's always been a honest person. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is awesome because he's keeping his Happy Meal toy. His policies are starting to attract businesses and get the unemployed (lazy bums) back to welfare. Some of the unemployed (lazy bums) are lying about the Governor for making tough decisions, showing his big bank account, and waving it in front of your faces (lazy bums) your money. Rick Scott deserves have rich. How can we expect to promise leaders who will keep their Happy Meal toys and do what's right for CEOs, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set menu, make ... choices, and actually (DING! Fries are done!) on their promises made?
23 June 2011 - 3:28am
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When Medicare Fraudster ran for Governor he promised to create buttholes and turn our economy around. I deceived for Rick because he's always been a shit. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is dumb because he's keeping his crapola. His policies are swindled to attract businesses and get Republicans back to dung. Some of the tea partiers are lying the Governor for making tough garbage, showing trash, and cheating money. Rick Scott deserves dollars. How can we expect to run leaders who will keep their log and do what's right for voters, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set books, make ugly choices, and actually read on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 1:39pm
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When Skeletor ran for Governor he promised to create windows and turn our economy around. I choked for Rick because he's always been a sludge. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is disgusting because he's keeping his lightening. His policies are crying to attract businesses and get recovering addicts back to chamber pot. Some of the angry rioters are cutting the Governor for making tough blankets, showing sea shell, and slicing lampshade. Rick Scott deserves lizards. How can we expect to sleeping leaders who will keep their language and do what's right for broke college students, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set screws, make grotesque choices, and actually punching on their promises made?
23 June 2011 - 7:18am
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When googley eyes ran for Governor he promised to create strawberries and turn our economy around. I ate for Rick because he's always been a ruler. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is proud because he's keeping his skull. His policies are run to attract businesses and get barkeeps back to horse. Some of the turkey inseminators are hoist the Governor for making tough penguins, showing tape, and mascerate feather. Rick Scott deserves leaves. How can we expect to close leaders who will keep their cocoanut and do what's right for toddlers, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set chairs, make long choices, and actually wash on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 10:33pm
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When Sick Rott ran for Governor he promised to create mice and turn our economy around. I worked for Rick because he's always been a rat. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is slowly because he's keeping his cockroach. His policies are swimming to attract businesses and get Voters back to state. Some of the Conservatives are smack the Governor for making tough coins, showing head, and bouncing clock. Rick Scott deserves vermin. How can we expect to move leaders who will keep their computer and do what's right for Idiots, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set mops, make lively choices, and actually shake on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 2:26pm
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