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When pinhead ran for Governor he promised to create housea and turn our economy around. I inaction for Rick because he's always been a road. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is to because he's keeping his fish. His policies are fishing to attract businesses and get rock band back to food. Some of the hamas are boning the Governor for making tough schools, showing truck, and gardening beer. Rick Scott deserves fools. How can we expect to skip leaders who will keep their condom and do what's right for bikers, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set puddles, make sorry choices, and actually run on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 1:32pm
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When Slick Trick Rick ran for Governor he promised to create crooks and turn our economy around. I destoryed for Rick because he's always been a teabaggers. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is destructive because he's keeping his wealthy. His policies are mangle to attract businesses and get Seniors back to ditch. Some of the Floridians are pillage the Governor for making tough children, showing mongrel, and wrestle dog poop. Rick Scott deserves catastrophes. How can we expect to cheat leaders who will keep their bankrobber and do what's right for Teabaggers, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set animals, make incomprehensible choices, and actually lie on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 1:16pm
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When Richie Rich Scott ran for Governor he promised to create Richie Rich's and turn our economy around. I Richie Rich'd for Rick because he's always been a Richie Rich. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is Richie Richie because he's keeping his Richie Rich. His policies are Richie Rich to attract businesses and get Richies back to Richies. Some of the Richies Richs are Richies Riched the Governor for making tough Richies richies, showing Richies, and Richied Richies. Rick Scott deserves Richies'. How can we expect to richies riched leaders who will keep their Richies and do what's right for Richies Richies, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set Richies Richies', make Richies Richly choices, and actually Richies Riched on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 1:32pm
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When Alien Face ran for Governor he promised to create chickens and turn our economy around. I ran for Rick because he's always been a twin towers. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is ugly because he's keeping his condom. His policies are leap to attract businesses and get Tea Partiers back to automobile. Some of the Lame Stream Media are hurl the Governor for making tough chairs, showing tree, and jump plane. Rick Scott deserves gay men. How can we expect to fark leaders who will keep their blade of grass and do what's right for blondes, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set boats, make slim choices, and actually ram on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 6:59pm
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When Uncle Fester ran for Governor he promised to create an end to Florida and turn our economy around. I lied for Rick because he's always been a good liar. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is honest because he's keeping his lies coming out of his mouth. His policies are lies to attract businesses and get workers back to sitting on the couch. Some of the media are telling the truth about the Governor for making tough situations for working Floridians, showing weakness of character, and destroying the state. Rick Scott deserves nothing. How can we expect to not recall leaders who will keep their lies coming and do what's right for themselves, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set Florida up to fail, make evil choices, and actually be honest on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 6:20pm
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When Clown ran for Governor he promised to create JERKS and turn our economy around. I LIED for Rick because he's always been a PIG. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is disgusting because he's keeping his LIAR. His policies are regurgitates to attract businesses and get TEA PARTY back to clown. Some of the hypocrites are axing the Governor for making tough politicians, showing CREEP, and kicking Rope. Rick Scott deserves clowns. How can we expect to Shoot leaders who will keep their mouth and do what's right for Organizers, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set Wenches, make ignorant choices, and actually thieves on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 2:14pm
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When Lord Voldemort ran for Governor he promised to create elephants and turn our economy around. I segregated for Rick because he's always been a putty. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is viscous because he's keeping his drug test. His policies are defeat to attract businesses and get drag queens back to personal computer. Some of the transvestites are demean the Governor for making tough welcome mats, showing stopwatch, and pardon castle wall. Rick Scott deserves alligator skins. How can we expect to deplete leaders who will keep their lego brick and do what's right for canadians, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set walruses, make fat choices, and actually shop on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 1:37pm
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When Ol' Crazy Eyes ran for Governor he promised to create mosquitoes and turn our economy around. I raped for Rick because he's always been a potato. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is shiny because he's keeping his armchair. His policies are masturbate to attract businesses and get liberal media back to church. Some of the Society of Friends are gesture the Governor for making tough begonias, showing dome, and masticate veal. Rick Scott deserves killer bees. How can we expect to inject leaders who will keep their basket and do what's right for Wall Street fatcats, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set wrinkles, make magenta choices, and actually stroke on their promises made?
23 June 2011 - 1:35am
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When Assjuice ran for Governor he promised to create Dildos and turn our economy around. I Fucked for Rick because he's always been a Penis. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is Vaginal because he's keeping his Titty. His policies are Penetrating to attract businesses and get Goatfuckers back to Spooge. Some of the Cumguzzlers are Choking the Governor for making tough Dicks, showing Taint, and Shitting Piss. Rick Scott deserves Turds. How can we expect to Fuck leaders who will keep their Feminine Douche and do what's right for Cockblockers, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set Pigfuckers, make Cumsoaked choices, and actually Queef on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 7:53pm
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When Snot Jock Scott ran for Governor he promised to create death and despair and turn our economy around. I sucked butt for Rick because he's always been a fatass scumbag. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is completely douchey because he's keeping his millionaire friends happy. His policies are completely stupid to attract businesses and get robber barons back to the good life. Some of the intelligent people in Florida (both of them) are spanking the Governor for making tough lamb chops, showing his butt, and skimming the kitty for liquor and whores. Rick Scott deserves to be hanged. How can we expect to bribe leaders who will keep their sociopathic traits and do what's right for the billionaires who elected them, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set up concentration camps of the poor, make asinine choices, and actually make babies choke on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 7:34pm
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