Pink Slip Mad Libs
When skinny Michael Chiklis ran for Governor he promised to create tax shelters and turn our economy around. I harangued my neighbors for Rick because he's always been a white male in a suit. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is commendable because he's keeping his janitorial staff underpaid. His policies are purported to attract businesses and get Tampa Bay Rays back to their subtropical Metrodome. Some of the uppity feminazis are PMSing at the Governor for making tough chip shots, showing hair loss, and drinking expensive gin. Rick Scott deserves excommunication. How can we expect to scare off leaders who will keep their drug-testing profits and do what's right for wealthy golf-addicted WASPs, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set voter-disenfranchisng ID laws, make Ayn Rand-approved choices, and actually shaft the little people on their promises made?
23 June 2011 - 1:27am