Pink Slip Mad Libs
When POOPY PANTS ran for Governor he promised to create POOP and turn our economy around. I JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE for Rick because he's always been a UNFUNDED MANDATES. While politicians usually disappoint us and rarely keep their promises, Rick is STICKY because he's keeping his MILLIONAIRES. His policies are TAX CUTTING to attract businesses and get CORPORATIONS back to BANK. Some of the BOOT LEGGERS are TURNING TRICKS the Governor for making tough HAMBURGERS, showing JELLYFISH, and SQUEAKING HOT POCKETS. Rick Scott deserves HAIRY KNUCKLES. How can we expect to DUMPING leaders who will keep their WALL STREET and do what's right for BANK BAILOUTS, if we don't stand up for those with the courage to set GUMMI BEARS, make WET choices, and actually FIREY on their promises made?
22 June 2011 - 11:07pm